We don't take ourselves seriously, but we take what we do extremely seriously.
After a failed cryogenic freezing attempt, CEO Aidan McCullen decided to try another approach. He purchased the remains of the original R2D2 robot from the 1977 release of the Star Wars Movie from George Lucas. Lucas introduced him to Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak who performed a brain transplant into the robot shell. (Wozniak was toying with this idea of Siri at the time) What Wozniak did not tell McCullen was …More about Aidan »
While taking a stroll on the beach one winter morning Deborah Carpenter stumbled upon a bottle which was washed ashore. In the bottle was a classified QR code. When scanned, the QR code revealed a location and the simple question red or blue pill? Carpenter, who had adapted Alice in Wonderland in her 1995 novel ‘The Return of the Girl who never came back’ decided to take a trip down …More About Deborah »
Pat Balfe is the rock on which Communicorp Digital is built. We have tried to clone him several times. During one cloning attempt, we inadvertently merged Pat with a supercomputer. While this was an accident we have benefitted greatly from this. When we merged Pat we removed his impatience gene and as a result he is the most Zen member of the team and a joy to work with. Pat has …More About Pat »
Neil Brazil whose previous job as a Blade Runner was to track down bioengineered beings known as replicants, but in doing so fell in love with one. Brazil decided rather than continue terminating replicants he would become one. Brazil still had an unquenched passion to terminate and replaced replicant termination with vampire hunting. Alas, like so many vampire hunters during the Celtic tiger, Brazil found himself out of a job. …More About Neil »
John was the first robot T-3000 built by the ex-Cyberdyne systems team. The T-3000 houses 2 brains in the head structure, much like a dual processor in a MAC. John does not sleep, does not tire and works 24 hours. John has a unique modus operandi when it comes to problem solving. When John comes up against a coding problem, he locks himself in a soundproof room with the problem …More about John »
Michael always did things his own way. He stands out in a crowd. He has been known to code until he falls asleep and indeed has been known to sleep code. Once he fell asleep and on awakening had hacked a series of swiss bank accounts. Don’t cross him, that would be dangerous.
Michael is an expert dream analyst and runs Aisling Dream Analysis, he has been solicited many times by …More About Michael »
After nearly two years living as a pirate on the open seas, Jesse found himself shipwrecked and washed ashore the Emerald Isle in the wee days of 2014. His previous life nothing but a speck in the rearview mirror, Jesse embarked on a quest for innovation in the world of digital media. Hearing only of the legendary Captain McCullen through fabled adventures and mythical quests, he arrived in Ireland to …»
Matthieu Chardon is the most unique member of the Communicorp Digital Team. Matthieu is the result of an explosion in the Sony Betamax division. Legend has it when Sony launched the Betamax videocassette recording format in 1975 they became embroiled in the infamous videotape format war of the early 1980s. Sony was marketing the Betamax system for video cassette recorders against the VHS format developed by JVC. In the end, VHS gained critical mass …»
Skate to where the puck is going to be, not where it has been
Everything should be as simple as it is, but not simpler.
More gold has been mined from the thoughts of men than has been taken from the earth.
All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to discover them.
All Black Rugby Saying
Celebrate your victories, but park them quickly, remember your losses more than your wins